I'm not a hero, I'm a scientist!
16 September 2014 @ 9:11 AM
kumagawa:

i dont understand how fox news is allowed to exist

kumagawa:

i dont understand how fox news is allowed to exist

16 minutes ago via aobacake-seragaki (originally kumagawa)
16 September 2014 @ 9:10 AM

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms)

16 minutes ago via aobacake-seragaki (originally loganlerms)
16 September 2014 @ 9:08 AM
askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

(Source: cute-overload)

19 minutes ago via i-am-misha-too (originally cute-overload)
16 September 2014 @ 9:05 AM

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

22 minutes ago via sassyiestcasinthegarrison (originally pika-brew)
16 September 2014 @ 9:02 AM
gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

(Source: cannabinomad)

25 minutes ago via sassyiestcasinthegarrison (originally cannabinomad)
16 September 2014 @ 9:01 AM
25 minutes ago via sassyiestcasinthegarrison (originally iraffiruse)
16 September 2014 @ 9:01 AM

shavingryansprivates:

remember in 2012 when that lady tried restoring that painting of jesus

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25 minutes ago via whispythewriter (originally shavingryansprivates-deactivate)
16 September 2014 @ 9:00 AM
tags:
#masks //
stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

26 minutes ago via solidsilverwrists (originally squishybruise)
16 September 2014 @ 9:00 AM
tags:
#perfect
oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

oldmancaleb:

Peach’s panties were deemed to risque for a young audience in the 3DS version of Super Smash Bros. Instead, children playing the game will be welcomed to T H E V O I D

27 minutes ago via solidsilverwrists (originally oldmancaleb)
16 September 2014 @ 8:58 AM

shubbabang:

So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:

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28 minutes ago via solidsilverwrists (originally shubbabang)
16 September 2014 @ 8:57 AM

funkdracula:

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

even more important: which one is terrified and crying and clinging to the other to try and get them to stop

29 minutes ago via elderstiefel (originally femdenmark)
16 September 2014 @ 8:55 AM

soulpunchftw:

buzzfeedgeeky:

davedash:

This is a kids show.

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

32 minutes ago via wingsunfurled (originally thespoonmissioner)
16 September 2014 @ 8:51 AM
    cecil: the secret to a long life lies in how acutely you perceive time
    carlos: is it even night time there? i've lost all sense in time...
35 minutes ago via danacardinal (originally meaninglessshenanegans)
16 September 2014 @ 8:49 AM

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

37 minutes ago via demonhunting (originally jesuschristvevo)
16 September 2014 @ 8:30 AM
    me: *sees dog*
    me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*
56 minutes ago via autisticbones (originally greatfatsby)
Sonic Screwdriver