I'm not a hero, I'm a scientist!
18 August 2014 @ 11:43 PM

ahhh gosh sorry I’ve been like totally gone for 2 weeks. GISHWHES was super fuckin awesome holy shit that’s why I was gone one week but last week I have no excuse haha sorry.

this isn’t even really a promise that I’m gonna be back frequently haha sorry. there’s no real reason I haven’t been on much I just haven’t but eh whatever. I’m actually probably gonna be on more during the school year cuz I’m a procrastinator like that haha

anyway yea thanks for not unfollowing me omfg

2 weeks ago
2 August 2014 @ 1:39 PM
electricgale:

carlos was so cute in the new episode tho gosH

electricgale:

carlos was so cute in the new episode tho gosH

1 month ago via electricgale (originally electricgale)
1 August 2014 @ 11:45 PM
tags:
#jfc

suriella:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

boop here u go

(Source: allo-nsy)

1 month ago via liemyj (originally allo-nsy)
1 August 2014 @ 11:26 PM

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

1 month ago via gaypizzabacon (originally labyrinth-of-lucifer)
1 August 2014 @ 11:26 PM
stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

stunningpicture:

Perfectly timed wedding photo

1 month ago via nikittypaprika (originally stunningpicture)
1 August 2014 @ 11:25 PM
les-etoiles-de-la-boxe:

Inspired by a friend, new design on my Redbubble!
available on shirts, stickers, phone cases, and more
buy them here

les-etoiles-de-la-boxe:

Inspired by a friend, new design on my Redbubble!

available on shirts, stickers, phone cases, and more

buy them here

1 month ago via les-etoiles-de-la-boxe (originally les-etoiles-de-la-boxe)
1 August 2014 @ 11:24 PM

look at all this shenanigans you can ask me

    200: My crush's name is:
    199: I was born in:
    198: I am really:
    197: My cellphone company is:
    196: My eye color is:
    195: My shoe size is:
    194: My ring size is:
    193: My height is:
    192: I am allergic to:
    191: My 1st car was:
    190: My 1st job was:
    189: Last book you read:
    188: My bed is:
    187: My pet:
    186: My best friend:
    185: My favorite shampoo is:
    184: Xbox or ps3:
    183: Piggy banks are:
    182: In my pockets:
    181: On my calendar:
    180: Marriage is:
    179: Spongebob can:
    178: My mom:
    177: The last three songs I bought were?
    176: Last YouTube video watched:
    175: How many cousins do you have?
    174: Do you have any siblings?
    173: Are your parents divorced?
    172: Are you taller than your mom?
    171: Do you play an instrument?
    170: What did you do yesterday?
    [ I Believe In ]
    169: Love at first sight:
    168: Luck:
    167: Fate:
    166: Yourself:
    165: Aliens:
    164: Heaven:
    163: Hell:
    162: God:
    161: Horoscopes:
    160: Soul mates:
    159: Ghosts:
    158: Gay Marriage:
    157: War:
    156: Orbs:
    155: Magic:
    [ This or That ]
    154: Hugs or Kisses:
    153: Drunk or High:
    152: Phone or Online:
    151: Red heads or Black haired:
    150: Blondes or Brunettes:
    149: Hot or cold:
    148: Summer or winter:
    147: Autumn or Spring:
    146: Chocolate or vanilla:
    145: Night or Day:
    144: Oranges or Apples:
    143: Curly or Straight hair:
    142: McDonalds or Burger King:
    141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
    140: Mac or PC:
    139: Flip flops or high heals:
    138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
    137: Coke or Pepsi:
    136: Hillary or Obama:
    135: Burried or cremated:
    134: Singing or Dancing:
    133: Coach or Chanel:
    132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
    131: Small town or Big city:
    130: Wal-Mart or Target:
    129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
    128: Manicure or Pedicure:
    127: East Coast or West Coast:
    126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
    125: Chocolate or Flowers:
    124: Disney or Six Flags:
    123: Yankees or Red Sox:
    [ Here's What I Think About ]
    122: War:
    121: George Bush:
    120: Gay Marriage:
    119: The presidential election:
    118: Abortion:
    117: MySpace:
    116: Reality TV:
    115: Parents:
    114: Back stabbers:
    113: Ebay:
    112: Facebook:
    111: Work:
    110: My Neighbors:
    109: Gas Prices:
    108: Designer Clothes:
    107: College:
    106: Sports:
    105: My family:
    104: The future:
    [ Last time I ]
    103: Hugged someone:
    102: Last time you ate:
    101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
    100: Cried in front of someone:
    99: Went to a movie theater:
    98: Took a vacation:
    97: Swam in a pool:
    96: Changed a diaper:
    95: Got my nails done:
    94: Went to a wedding:
    93: Broke a bone:
    92: Got a peircing:
    91: Broke the law:
    90: Texted:
    [ MISC ]
    89: Who makes you laugh the most:
    88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
    87: The last movie I saw:
    86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
    85: The thing im not looking forward to:
    84: People call me:
    83: The most difficult thing to do is:
    82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
    81: My zodiac sign is:
    80: The first person i talked to today was:
    79: First time you had a crush:
    78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
    77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
    76: Right now I am talking to:
    75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
    74: I have/will get a job:
    73: Tomorrow:
    72: Today:
    71: Next Summer:
    70: Next Weekend:
    69: I have these pets:
    68: The worst sound in the world:
    67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
    66: People that make you happy:
    65: Last time I cried:
    64: My friends are:
    63: My computer is:
    62: My School:
    61: My Car:
    60: I lose all respect for people who:
    59: The movie I cried at was:
    58: Your hair color is:
    57: TV shows you watch:
    56: Favorite web site:
    55: Your dream vacation:
    54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
    53: How do you like your steak cooked:
    52: My room is:
    51: My favorite celebrity is:
    50: Where would you like to be:
    49: Do you want children:
    48: Ever been in love:
    47: Who's your best friend:
    46: More guy friends or girl friends:
    45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
    44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
    43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
    42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
    41: Have you pre-named your children:
    40: Last person I got mad at:
    39: I would like to move to:
    38: I wish I was a professional:
    [ My Favorites ]
    37: Candy:
    36: Vehicle:
    35: President:
    34: State visited:
    33: Cellphone provider:
    32: Athlete:
    31: Actor:
    30: Actress:
    29: Singer:
    28: Band:
    27: Clothing store:
    26: Grocery store:
    25: TV show:
    24: Movie:
    23: Website:
    22: Animal:
    21: Theme park:
    20: Holiday:
    19: Sport to watch:
    18: Sport to play:
    17: Magazine:
    16: Book:
    15: Day of the week:
    14: Beach:
    13: Concert attended:
    12: Thing to cook:
    11: Food:
    10: Restaurant:
    9: Radio station:
    8: Yankee candle scent:
    7: Perfume:
    6: Flower:
    5: Color:
    4: Talk show host:
    3: Comedian:
    2: Dog breed:
    1: did you answer all these truthfully ?
1 month ago via demonhunting (originally bagel-zz)
1 August 2014 @ 11:23 PM
tags:
#Joanna

prozdvoices:

said:

Hello! Maybe you can try to voice act this post coolscar(.)tumblr(.)com/post/79812059603/cyandye-coolscar-mr-krabs-voice-secret

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I don’t do a particularly good impression of either character, but OH WELL, DID IT ANYWAY.

1 month ago via i-dontshaveforsherlock-holmes (originally prozdvoices)
1 August 2014 @ 11:22 PM
1 month ago via petiteelfqueen (originally ourlovelycats)
1 August 2014 @ 11:20 PM

thelegendofzelda:

toom nook should be in ssb4 he will destroy everyone with the power of debt and his killer deals

1 month ago via fuckyeah-animalcrossing (originally thelegendofzelda)
1 August 2014 @ 11:20 PM
arcade-gamer-fubuki:

luigi sold mario for 15 dollars

arcade-gamer-fubuki:

luigi sold mario for 15 dollars

1 month ago via gaypizzabacon (originally arcade-gamer-fubuki)
1 August 2014 @ 11:19 PM
tags:
#about me
1 month ago via i-dontshaveforsherlock-holmes (originally madeupmonkeyshit)
1 August 2014 @ 11:19 PM

queeryuki:

"that character cant be aromantic!!!!!!! theyre so friendly and passionate!!!!!"

aromantic doesnt mean “devoid of personality” u utter sack of shit 

1 month ago via halloweenpunkaesthetic (originally andrewsadrian-deactivated201403)
1 August 2014 @ 11:16 PM

precumming:

*gets drivers license* 

old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!

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1 month ago via hannibaltocannibal (originally precumming)
1 August 2014 @ 11:15 PM

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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1 month ago via elderstiefel (originally glowcloud)
Sonic Screwdriver